Paris-Roubaix, the Hell of the North. Over 250 kilometers in length including nearly 30 sections of France's most brutal cobbled roads. If you could roll up the entire essences of cycling and package it into one race it would be this one - the Queen of the Classic's. Why? Because it's hard, oh is it hard! We're all very familiar with the race's famed cobbled sections, the boulder sized stones with unforgiving jagged edges. We've all watched the video reals of tires popped, rims shattered and bike frames broken. But truth be told - as I would soon find out - unless you've experienced these cobbled sections first hand you just don't know how vicious they really are. Pictures alone simply won't do it justice.
Saturday, the day for us mere mortals to take on the cobbles of Roubaix for ourselves. It was one of those rare Spring blue-bird sky mornings in northern France that just made you eager to take on the day. My Slovenian friends (who I had met cycling last summer - see past Slovenian blog post) and I kitted up. I made sure to slather extra chamois cream on, after all I had heard many a horror stories about men's under carriages beaten and battered from the cobbled abuse. I pumped up my 25mm tires, 80psi in the front, 85psi in the back, tightened my shoes, then clicked on my helmet. I sat, waiting for my compatriots to finish readying themselves. One took a swig of plum flavored vodka before hopping on the bike. A bit aggressive I thought, but a move I would soon regret not doing myself. Finally we rolled to the Roubaix velodrome for the start.
Off we peddled, weaving through twisted streets picking our way out of town. Soon we were riding in Flanders fields, farm land surrounding us with the odd World War 1 bunker poking its head up from the tall grass like a meerkat surveying its surroundings. So far not a cobble in sight. I rode on, conversing with fellow riders and then found myself chatting it up with a Belgian - local to the area. He glanced over at me and said "first time riding Roubaix huh?" "Uh... yeah, how'd you guess?" I said curiously. "Because you don't have any gloves" he chuckled. I wittingly replied "well, it's my best Tommeke impression" for Tom Boonen was famed to have ridden Roubaix without gloves. But inside my heart sank. Unlike Boonen I'm no hardened Belgian who's battled through multiple tours of duty. I knew I should have had my gloves, but foolishly had forgotten them and was hoping above all odds they weren't really all that necessary. Oh how wrong I would be.
More time passed and soon I could sense we were coming up to our first pavéd section. There was clamoring up ahead, I noticed bikes parked and people mulling about almost as if trying to muster up the courage before stepping through the gates of hell. What's all the commotion about I thought? Then something caught my eye, it was THE bridge, the iconic stout structure indicating we were at the Arenberg Forest one of the most famed and feared sections of cobbles. Like the others before me I slowed to a stop, then I picked out the makings of a beer tent across the way and bee-lined over, opting first for some liquid courage.
Fifteen minutes and a pint later I was back on form. Bring on this so called Forest of Arenberg I told myself. My Slovenian companions and I headed straight for the cobbles. As we got closer the stones loomed larger and larger, growing from mere rocks to boulders. Their jagged teeth poking up from under the mud like the jaws of a Great White. I tentatively r